Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
birthday cards against humanity
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
is deadpool even a real comic
My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
M A K E M E C H O O S E
╚darlingdukeofsuffolk asked: steve/bucky or
I think I found my favourite restaurant
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
"You're my friend."
#also I love how he just lets it happen too #this man has the patience of a saint #he’s so chill #doesn’t give a fuck #he’s just like #yeah sure you can put this thing on my head #I don’t mind #have fun seriously #I’ll just sit here and let it happen #because I’m a six foot four fucking teddy bear #I look like I’ll rip your head from your shoulders #but I’m more likely to give you a cuddle #because I’m Chris fucking Hemsworth
This is one of my favourite Sherlock moments because Sherlock doesn’t think he’s himself without his coat collar turned up