Russell Brand and Noel Fielding everybody
ohmythewalkingdead asked: Don't worry, you're not alone, I fucked up too.
I really don’t want to go back to college. Stripper powers Activate!!!
i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”
like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
A Family of Strays
LOOK AT THE SHAKY ONE
4eva & always a reblog - all Will puppies all the time….
A whole fucking bunch of this.
Reblog this mothertrucker!
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown
Last week, I forgot my flash drive in the computer lab at my school. I got an email from one of the workers in the lab, letting me know that I had left it.
I thought it was no big deal, until it occurred to me that in order to identify me, they must have had to actually look at the contents of the flash drive.
Which means they might have seen this
all before finally getting to my school folder.
A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.
This is why we need feminism."
"but men get raped too-"
AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real